Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom I have someone for you to meet.”
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain …
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties He in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, “Why the black panties?”
She replied: “My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, But down there I am still mourning.”
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same — She stood there wearing the black lacy panties, And he was in his birthday suit — But now he was wearing a black condom…
She looked at him and asked: “What’s with the black condom?”
He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences”
One Smart Lady … One Very Smart Bloke
There are Some Things You Don’t Argue With
A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents’ home.
I’d scraped together enough money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Oysters. Lobster. Champagne .. The whole nine yards
I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?”
“No,” she replied, “but my mother’s not expecting a root tonight.”
I said, “Would you care for dessert ?
I have always been fascinated by Australian trivia and I thought you might be interested in this bit of trivia as well.
Where did the R M Williams Longhorn logo idea come from? The image below will reveal all!
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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now … I have a $250,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems!
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