The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared
The Frog
There was a 10 year old boy walking down the footpath dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked
2013 FG Falcon XR6 Turbo V 2013 VF Commodore SS at the dragstrip
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Why You Should Quit
I think quitting is underrated. As I look back over my business and life, there are a lot of things that I probably should have quit far sooner than I did: •
7 Levels of Wealth Manifestation
TRUE or FALSE: "I make the money I want and deserve." Or how about this one? "I make the money I want and deserve...doing work that makes my heart sing!" If you answered 'false'
Not For Sale
An unbelievable story of what some dodgy real estates get up to. [videoplayer]videos/not4sale[/videoplayer] Checkout what your home is worth here.
RP Data
In a previous post, I commented about a story that help's people decide whether to renovate or build new. Today there was an article on RP data which will assist people
Chinese Dog For Sale
This is a dog with a Chinese Name. Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture
Different Countries Police Officer
How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just
“Stinky Thinking” that will steal your moolah
Last month, my dad visited me from Vietnam, and one night we were sitting in the lounge room talking about getting old, etc. He’s just over 60. Anyway, we were sitting in our
Failing Forward
The best way to teach our children to succeed is to teach them to fail. After all, if getting everything you want on the first try is success, and everything else
How to Make $6,000 With a Simple Letter
Here's a question I received last week: "Hi Scott, I'd like to get inactive customers on my database not only actively ordering again, but referring their friends and neighbours as well. There are three
An Embarrassing Confession – Why NOT to Choose Me as Your Coach
Hi David, Kinda seems weird for me to send an email about why I'm a terrible coach when I'm launching my coaching program on Thursday, doesn't it? But here's the thing. Most people, when they're
Can You Identify With This Client’s Frustration?
One of the best ways to create great sales copy is to jump on the phone with your prospective clients. Why? Because they'll tell you what's holding you back from buying. And if one
A Glass of Water
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full"
Protected: Renovate or Build New?
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Should you write differently to businesses?
Below is an article written by a competitor, and of course I agree with him 100%. Check out his links and if you would like some copy done or checked
Long or Short Copy?
Below is an article written by a competitor, and of course I agree with him 100%. Check out his links and if you would like some copy done or checked
Test your Brain
Test Your Brain This is really cool. ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. It’s absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED
Man owned and drove the same car for 82 years
Oldest running car and driver in history They certainly don't make them like that anymore. This man Owned & Drove Same Car for 82 YEARS. Can you imagine having the same car
The 10 Worst Things You Can Do To Your Car
I just saw this on the internet. Pretty good advice if you like your car to look good for years to come. Like the human body, ignoring even the smallest signs
Little Akio
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright
The Wash Cloth
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! And the guys will appreciate it as well... "I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later
The Blue Pigeon
The Mayor of London was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London was full of
Some of the finest double entendres on Sports TV & Radio
Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing". Ted Walsh -
Remember Tetris anyone?
ABOUT TETRIS® Tetris® is the addictive puzzle game that started it all, embracing our universal desire to create order out of chaos. The Tetris game was created by Alexey Pajitnov in 1984—the
Little Carol
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she
How we can be confused
The Browns were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Brown kissed his
Horse Stud Owner
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him
Embarrassing Moments – Priceless!!!!
Curl Up and Die I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job? Pad,
Beans means?
Once upon a time lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans, he loved them but they had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. Then
All puzzled out are you?
Many thanks to Greg Baldwin from Port Macquarie who provided the answer to this perplexing question: "A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman
A Ten Year Old Boy
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but he wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem: A 10-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted