Elevator voice activation
I was reminiscing the other day with a colleague about some great and funny comedy skits we have witnessed over the years.This one, from 2011 came immediately to mind.It is
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The Worlds Most Difficult Golf Holes
This was sent to me in 2005, and I thought I'd share it on my website. Enjoy! And let me know if you've played there....
Senior Drivers No Longer Need a Drivers Licence
Setty my neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late-model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed
31 Strange things to get your mind off politics…
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. A
Funny videos and articles
Funny videos and articles 2Bookmark this page as I will add more and more as I get them. Enjoy!!Where it says placeholder, these places are reserved for future videos and
Can you find the man within 3 seconds?
According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people. If you can find the Man's Head
Wissdom of Allah!!
GS Productions Presents: Allahn huh? Aknab!!! I present to you brothers, an almost perfect jihad attack by the Mujahedin brothers in Taliban, in a village just outside the modern meteropol of Kabul
Classic Newspaper Headline Bloopers
Journalists and Editors are always under pressure to get that story out. They wish sometimes to take them back. Here are 29 of the most popular ones to date. Click
Grumpy old men fix Australia
Absolutely love this, who-ever thought it up is a genius, they need congratulating. Enjoy Dear Mr. Abbott as the official replacement for Mr Rudd, please find below our suggestion for fixing
Men are just happier people
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can
Creating a password
cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiled cabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at
Holiday Drinking Warning
While it’s always tempting to over-indulge during the holidays, don’t let YOUR picture end up on this holiday warning brochure I picked up at the RSPCA!!! If you got a chuckle
Neil Armstrong…….. priceless!
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S
Black Panties
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go
Little girl on a plane
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
King Arthur and the Witch:
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the
Falcon nesting in a tree – nature at it’s best
I’ve received many remarkable nature photographs over the years but this photo of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable Nature shot that I’ve ever seen. I hope you
The Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared
The Frog
There was a 10 year old boy walking down the footpath dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked
Chinese Dog For Sale
This is a dog with a Chinese Name. Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture
Different Countries Police Officer
How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just
Test your Brain
Test Your Brain This is really cool. ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. It’s absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED
Little Akio
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright
The Wash Cloth
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! And the guys will appreciate it as well... "I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later
The Blue Pigeon
The Mayor of London was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London was full of
Some of the finest double entendres on Sports TV & Radio
Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing". Ted Walsh -
Little Carol
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she
How we can be confused
The Browns were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Brown kissed his
Horse Stud Owner
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him
Embarrassing Moments – Priceless!!!!
Curl Up and Die I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job? Pad,