My flight was being served

by an obviously gay flight attendant,

who seemed to put everyone in a good mood

as he served us food and drinks.

 

As the plane prepared to descend,

he came swishing down the aisle

and told us that, ‘Captain Marvey

has asked me to announce that

he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so

lovely people,

if you could just put your trays up,

that would be super.’

 

On his trip back up the aisle,

he noticed this well-dressed and rather

Arabic-looking woman

hadn’t moved a muscle.

 

‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over

those big brute engines,

but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the

main man can pitty-pat

us on the ground.’

 

She calmly turned her head and said,

‘In my country, I am called a Princess, and I

take orders from no one.’

 

To which, the flight attendant replied, without

missing a beat,

‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,

I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch!’

Every day we have,

something to be

thankful for ……..

Today,

We are thankful,

that the photographer,

was not standing

on the other side !

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